Total Medals Earned: 1,282 (From 185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,575 Points
Medals Earned: 7/18 (85/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/51 (5/510 points)
Now you can build things
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Bahhh! They drop wool.
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
They typically attack in groups!
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Torches will light up the dark
Sleep is time travel!
Use this to mine stone and coal
Just a'nether thing to do!
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
<3
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 10/10 (440/440 points)
Earn 1 In-Game Achievement
Earn 3 In-Game Achievements
Earn 10 In-Game Achievements
Earn 15 In-Game Achievements
Earn 6 In-Game Achievements
Earn 20 In-Game Achievements
Earn 25 In-Game Achievements
Earn 30 In-Game Achievements
Earn 35 In-Game Achievements
Earn 40 In-Game Achievements
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Get 20 headshots
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 13/17 (330/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
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